The Treachery of the Gerber Baby — Why do you hate the pig so much??

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lovedtogekiss

Anonymous asked:

Why do you hate the pig so much??

kristoffblogman answered:

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his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

kristoffblogman

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

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kristoffblogman

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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fantasticwolfpenguin

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